October 21, 2003

In Cog Neat-o

This morning I ran a covert operation.

Here at work we sell hundreds of plumbing supplies, tubs, showers, etc., all top name brands. Unfortunatley, though, with name brands comes a commitment to the product. So then, if a customer wants a product of a different brand that we don't carry, most of the time we sell them something similar to that product in a brand name we do sell.

Follow me so far? (kinda like Coke and Pepsi. Very rarely, if ever, will you see a Pepsi machine next to a Coke machine, because either one or the other owns the 'rights' to that space.)

Ok, so this morning was an exception to that rule. This morning a certain customer needed a specific tub. This morning, it was my job to pick up a $1500.00 cast iron bath tub from a competitor, manufactured by a competitor. This morning, I truly was an outlaw.

Picking most items up from a competitor is common practice, everyone helps each other out, it's just the bigger brand name that creates the problem. So we had to run undercover to a different supplier and purchase the tub, so neither one of us got in trouble- us for buying and re-selling, them for selling to us. I drove about an hour into Danbury, Connecticut, in an employees pickup truck (no sign of our company logo painted on the sides). My job was to walk in and play the role of 'jobless friend of person who bought the tub, who has a pickup truck, and offered to pick it up.' Luckily it was paid for under a salespersons non-company credit card, so I didn't have to worry about signing someone else's name or anything...at least, that is what I was told.

So I walked into the counter, and stood there for a good ten minutes before I was acknowledged. That's right (name not given) Plumbing Supply, your service sucks, and I caught you red handed.

Anyway, a woman finally helped me, told me it was ready, and 'hoped I brought a big truck.' "Yup, sure did!" I responded, as if I didn't know how this process worked. It was easy. She continued to file the appropriate paperwork and prepared to let me go. The process was simple, and I was totally in the clear, on my way out, when suddenly...

"I'll just need you to sign here, so we know you picked it up, and you can be on your way!"

...BUM BUM BBBAAAAHHHH

---flashback---

Jed: Now, I won't have to sign anything, right? It'll be pretty obvious if they see my last name on there.

Susan: Nope, all paid for, you'll just have to pick it up.

Jed: OK, sounds easy!

---back to present---

"Uhhh...Ummm..." I am a horrible, horrible liar. For a split second I thought about how to handle it. Should I just sign my name? Should I sign a fake name? All the possibilities ran through my head in the 1.5 seconds it took for the woman to hand me the pen.

"S..Sign right..uh...here?" I said.

"Yup, right on the X." I could see it in her eyes, she was on to me. I had crossed enemy lines and they knew it- somehow they remained one step ahead of me- and now, I'm done for. But then it hit me.

Ninety percent of the people I know have completely illegible signatures.

I picked up the pen, placed it on the paper...and moved it around in every direction possible. I think I actually drew a complete circle at one point.

"Thanks!" I said smiling.

Victory was mine. I loaded the 300 pound tub on the truck, and was on my way. But y'know, as fun as it all was, I didn't pass a single Starbucks. Stupid Connecticut.

Oh, it also looks like coma girl is getting a little help from Florida's Governor, dubya's bro, Jeb Bush. We may all be wrong on this one.

Snow showers in the forcast tomorrow. It'll be a drastic change from today's 70° weather, and maybe the last day for Jay, thus putting an end to the Chiller Challenge, 2003.

Cheers!

Posted by jed at October 21, 2003 03:07 PM
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