October 23, 2003

Meow-sion Impossible

This weeks undercover work didn't end with the tub-buying victory. Last night I had to begin phase one of 'hide the cat from the apartment management.'

Last week I received a letter explaining that mandatory building inspections were to take place today beginning at 10:00a.m., and continue on during the day until every room has been checked. Their reasoning for this was to make sure there are no leaks, damages, etc., and to 'better assist our residents living environment.'

.....yeah right.

"Oh yes building management, I'm stupid! Look at me, I'm a moron, I'm so glad you are coming to better assist the way I am living here, even though you COMPLETELY IGNORED MY EXISTENCE FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS!"

That's right, I have yet to meet my landlord, let alone even have the knowledge that one exists. I have never had a visit from him/her, never a phone call, never even the slightest acknowledgment that I was living in their building. Now, suddenly, they want to better assist my living environment. Well screw you guys- I'm no fool, no sir-ree (I'm gonna live to be 103!...sorry, old Jiminy Cricket reference)

This all leads to part two of the story. I have a cat. My building allows cats, if you get permission, and pay the ridiculous $300-$400 deposit. I did not pay, nor did I get permission. I am unsure if they have a record of it or not. So, upon retrieval of this letter, I had to begin Operation Hide The Kitty. It wasn't that bad really, I just had to take him to my parents house, and I got a very tasty home cooked meal. My cat isn't a huge fan of travelling, though, so I always feel bad taking him places, but I had no choice. Not to mention the massive amount of cleaning I needed to do last night, which involved vacuuming every corner of the apartment, picking up his thousands of toys, and hiding anything remotely cat-related. If nothing else, at least my apartment is spotless.

So now my poor cat is in hiding at my parents house like some kind of Cuban immigrant. I am not too happy about them entering my place when I'm not there. Sure, they gave me the option of being present, but I had to arrange to be at my apartment from 10:00a.m. until whenever it is they come across my room, and they 'can't give a specific time.' Uh...hello...I am a human being, I WORK all day! I'm not using a vacation day for that crap. I set a trap, though, so I'll know if they were there. Maybe I'll be lucky and they'll show up during my lunch break.

All in all it's a huge hassle. Maybe if they were getting consistent complaints about me I would accept it, or even if they could arrange a time to come so I could be there, I wouldn't mind so much. Instead, I feel like I'm in college and someone told the RA I had a candle.

Oh no....he has a candle....


Oh, just in case, in the very unlikely event this story is somehow tracked back to me by the apartment managment, my name is Chuck Carlin, and I live in Simsbury.

Cheers!

Posted by jed at October 23, 2003 11:19 AM
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It totally looks like sponge bob is about to smack the good doctor in the ass.

Posted by: K Dog at October 23, 2003 09:02 PM

Wait, I don't have a cat.

Remember when that dumbass RA type guy took your hotplate, and you were all "this book says I can have a hot plate." and the guy was all "I'm taking it anyway" and you and Lee were all like "douchebag." Then you had to go get it. What a fucker. I hope your landlord doesn't take your hotplate. Maybe he already did, that's why you don't have one.

Posted by: Chucarlin at October 24, 2003 01:05 AM

actually, it was a coffee pot, but yes i remember. we faught to get that thing back, and highlighted in the handbook where it said, very blatantly, coffee pots are allowed (they came in when we weren't there and took it...maybe that's why i'm paranoid)

but we did get it back, and Lee doesn't even drink coffee, he was just angry they took it because they're douchebags

nice memory chuck, i'd forgotten about that!

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