Last night I witnessed one of the most horrifying displays of pure gluttony I think I have ever seen.
A few weeks ago, during the lazy-yet-somehow-very-busy week of vacation, Andy graced our poker night with two beef logs, which made for the perfect snack when sliced and served with cheese. The five of us who indulged put a pretty nice dent in one of the beef logs, maybe finishing about half, but came nowhere near attempting a second.
So when Chuck came over last night, I realized I only have a week and a half left in my apartment, and need to start eating, or giving away, some food. The very mention of the word 'beef log' made chuck's eyes glow, and I immediately knew what would happen next....
Let me warn you, what you are about to see is phallic and disgusting... but I will admit, it was very impressive.
Click here at your own risk, and see Chuck single handedly take on a beef log (page may take a minute to fully load).
Posted by jed at January 20, 2004 03:27 PMMY BEEF LOG!!!!
God, its awful to see it abused in such a way. And he didn't even finished it!
If you're going to be a disgusting pig, at least go all the way, man.
Posted by: Andrew Davis at January 20, 2004 06:14 PM"poker night" appears to be "uno night"
refraining from jokes about nights on which you are claiming to poke women but are actually just by your uno-self.
ps you masturbated
Posted by: monkey at January 20, 2004 08:25 PMah, but you see, monkey, the poker night i referred to was a few weeks ago, when the beef log was aquired... not the night in which chuck ate the log, because that night was an uno night.
Posted by: jed at January 21, 2004 11:50 AMi would just like to state that while i was at the poker night where the log made its original appearance, i did NOT partake in any chomping activities. that log looked too nasty to put anywhere near my mouth. i am not surprised that chuck found it to be enticing.
by the way, i really am in florida. i went to the beach today. it is warm and sunny. i love flip flops.
Posted by: Karen at January 21, 2004 11:40 PMWell, I had no idea just how falic that would look. I was just interested in eating meat.
Ok, I guess there's really no unfalic way to describe the whole thing, is there.
Man, I still stink of crappy meat.
Posted by: chuck at January 22, 2004 10:21 AM