November 06, 2004

Cranium Crackage

I don't know if anyones noticed, but the number of times I've whacked my head has drastically increased since moving into our new apartment.

Now, I love this place, it's much bigger than the last place, and it's in a much better location. However, it seems to have many low bridges that I, for some reason, can't avoid.

Head Count: See for yourself and share my pain. A few more hard whacks and I'll... forget... how speak... and... do... stuff.

Posted by jed at November 6, 2004 07:27 PM

Technically, the patch translates to first or number one. I think she just loooooves you handsome.

Posted by: Karen at November 6, 2004 10:40 PM

yes, the words translate to 'number one', but the symbol means i'm handsome.

face it karen, japanese ladies love cool Jed.

(side note: the singer/actor James Todd Smith goes by the stage name LL Cool J, which stands for "ladies love cool james." thus, my joke is funny, because i can also say LL Cool J, except i'd say JLL Cool J. without this background info my joke is pretty dumb.)

(you might be saying that the joke is dumb anyway. if, by chance, you are saying this, than call me john kerry... you win, i concede)

try the veal, i'll be here all week.

Posted by: jed at November 6, 2004 11:04 PM

finally what America wants - Jedzilla pictures!!!

Posted by: marc is great at November 9, 2004 07:35 AM

Hmmm... correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems that Jed and Karen are on the other side of the world, in a tiny apartment, posting messages back and forth to EACH OTHER?.... this could be the greatest accomplishment of mankind

Posted by: marc again at November 9, 2004 07:40 AM


no really, ask karen. i just laughed outloud.

Posted by: jed at November 10, 2004 12:25 AM

I'll save you the trouble. Yes, he did laugh out loud.

Yes, we do write to eachother online whilst sitting next to eachother.

Writing allows me to express myself in ways that I have never before been able to. I have never been a good talker and because Jed won't let me get a word in edgewise I must resort to writing.


Ps...I don't feel good.

Posted by: Karen at November 10, 2004 12:30 AM

Shouldn't you two be out taking pictures of jed next to tiny japanese people and things?

Posted by: marc is king at November 10, 2004 07:36 AM

what is this 'out' you speak of? it intrigues me.

Posted by: jed at November 10, 2004 12:09 PM

how high are the shower heads? do you have to sit on a tiny plastic stool to wash the top of your head?

Posted by: marc rulz at November 11, 2004 12:25 AM

ironically, the shower is probably the biggest room in this apartment in terms of useful space. i have more room in the shower than anywhere else. i will take pictures soon, it's quite ridiculous just how big they are.

Posted by: jed at November 13, 2004 05:56 PM
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