November 16, 2004

Ceiling Threat Raised

Due to recent events, I decided to follow the lead of America and create a color scale to inform everyone of the threat level that is occuring within our apartment here in Japan.

Today, I suffered the most painful blow to my cranium to date. It was my hope that I would have a vision like Doc Brown in Back To The Future, when he fell off the toilet in 1955, and envisioned the flux capacitor which makes... time travel... possible.

Instead, I saw a rip off of the American media's most stupid and pointless color coded scale ever created: The Homeland Security Advisory System.

I get the feeling that all my creative brain cells were left in the chunk of skin hanging from the doorway. So, without further adeiu, I introduce you to the newest-most-pointless color coded system ever created-

The Jedland Security Advisory System!

Jedland Security

As you can see in the left hand column, I have raised the threat level of low ceilings to ORANGE. This means there is a high chance I will hit my head in the near future.

Please stay tuned to the Poopdeck for updates on this breaking news story.

Posted by jed at November 16, 2004 02:12 AM

On the good side, you get to say "I wanged my head on the ceiling" a lot.

Posted by: monkey at November 16, 2004 05:25 AM
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