December 08, 2005

Most Annoying Song... Ever

So our challenge here at Litco is going "well". The music plays on, and we're slowly going insane... all is "well".

Along our travels, however, we've heard many songs that are either not very good, or just plain old annoying after hours of listening. Examples include: David Bowie's variation on Little Drummer Boy, the ever popular Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano, and even Tony Bennett is getting on our nerves with his Christmas Medley.

Despite all of these gems, one song stands out as the most annoying so far. One song sits atop the mountain of christmas dung they call 'music'. One song... about a hippopotomus.

Now, before you listen, put yourselves in our shoes for a moment. Imagine, yuo've been listening to Christmas music all day, for over a week, and you have about 16 more days ahead of you... imagine, the station you listen to has a playlist of about 50 Christmas songs, enough to fill about 2 hours, so it's likely you hear these songs as much as 3 or 4 times a day. Now, imagine the song you are about to hear is one of these constantly repeated songs...

Click at your own risk, and good luck.

Most Annoying Song Ever

Posted by jed at December 8, 2005 01:17 PM

How could you forget the all-time most annoying Christmas Son - Dominic the Christmas Donkey by Bobby Vinton. HeeHaw HeeHaw

Posted by: Granny at December 8, 2005 10:10 PM

OOPS!!!! Song. No pun intended!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: granny at December 8, 2005 10:12 PM

I'm sorry Jed, but there is worse music. And it is played at the Build a Bear Workshop from November 1st, until Dec 24th. Song's like:
Jingle Bears
Santa Bear
The Crazy Quanza song
and not that many more, so you hear each song at least 2'x an hours.
here is a sample of non christmas songs

Posted by: Meghan at December 9, 2005 10:25 AM

Or how about Jimmy Buffet's Christmas Album constantly reminding you that, no, you're not in paradise, but instead landlocked in CT and stuck waking up an extra 20 minutes early so you can scrape inches of ice and snow off your car. And then imagine that is the only Christmas album you listen to all day, everyday from Thanksgiving to Christmas.

Posted by: Karen at December 9, 2005 01:33 PM

...the hell is a hippo hero?

this is better xmas music:

Posted by: Chris at December 9, 2005 01:46 PM

Here's one....If you can find it....the angry Neil Diamond singing "The Little Drummer Boy"
With the emphsis on:

Posted by: GW at December 11, 2005 08:31 AM

Here's one. If you can find it.....
The "angry" Neil Diamond version of The Little Drummer Boy..

Posted by: GW at December 11, 2005 08:38 AM

Sorry about the double hit.....

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