October 12, 2007

Kid Nation: Part 2 (Actually Episode 3)

My Kid Nation inner thoughts continued....

This episode has started out just like the last one ended... bizarre. The old kid is giving a toast, and they are all about to have a party. He appears to be holding some kind of alcoholic beverage. He is only 15, why would he have alcohol. Seriously though, I think the kids are drinking beer and hard liquor. Seriously. Some of them are 8 years old. They are slamming shot glasses on the counter, chugging something out of bottles, and they just did an Irish car bomb. (I think that's what it's called. See, I don't even know, how do these kids have any idea?!)

Old kid just called a girl the village idiot, and now she's crying. Way to go old kid, your tough. You can make a 14 year old girl cry. Now he swore. This makes him tougher.

Oh no, old kid was hiding and overheard people saying he's a bad influence. He jumped out and acted all tough, because he's cool. Way to prove you're not a bad influence, older kid. The other older kid had to 'hold him back' because he's so cool.

This show is boring.

I think a kid is trying to catch a cow. He did not succeed.

Something fishy is going on. They've only had about 3 meals so far, and all of them were exceptionally small. Not to mention the health violations. They just served hash browns to people in their hands. (I don't think they have sinks in the outhouses in Bonanza City.)

The host sounds like the voice from Fuzion Frenzy. (You know what I'm talking about Taylor)

You know, I planned to keep this going for awhile, because I found it sort of funny. But I just realized I was totally ignoring the show for the past 10 minutes because it is just so bad.

Oh well Kid Nation, maybe I will try again next week.

Posted by jed at October 12, 2007 01:12 PM
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