August 22, 2009

Memo To Boston

Dear Red Sox,

It's time to get rid of Brad Penny. I know he brings youth as well as (mild) celebrity to the team, but it's clear that he's just not worth it. If it were up to me, he would have been traded in June. I appreciate your intent, however the payback is lacking considerably. Please do us all a favor and put him in a black hole with John Smoltz.

Thank you for listening,

Jed S.

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