I Feel Sick
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It started out ok, he seemed to be quite happy.

At first, it appeared to be no problem.

"I'm ready, let me just unwrap the casing!"

Just a little sip of beer to coat the stomach, and...

Chomp!!!

Wow that bite was huge!

"I'll take another bite before I finish this one!"

"Ugh, that might have been bad."

Uh, Chuck, that was strawberry flavored beer.

This happened in two consecutive bites, no break in between.

Hey Chuck, I have mustard!

"Mmmmm, mustard will make this easier..."

'If I pull the skin back I can eat more!"

Chomp!!!

"I don't feel so good."

You're scaring the cat!!

Doesn't get any more Phallic than this...

You look like you're enjoying that too much.

This is getting ri-niculous cage.

"Seriously, why am I doing this."

"I will not be defeated!!!"

Shove it in!!

Don't do it man, it's not worth it!!

Your stinky, farting, bloated keester is not sleeping here... sicko

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